Happy Cyber Monday! The one day a year in which we can finally forget all of our family, friends, and human attachments and finally enjoy some good old fashioned consumerism. However, unlike Black Friday, you can’t just barge into some store and grab anything you want whilst destroying the sanctity of a beloved holiday by dragging people away from their families. With Cyber Monday, you have all the freedom that the internet allows you as long as that whole net neutrality thing doesn’t go through. So let’s take a look at the best deals you can get on the only holiday that celebrates commercialism.
Beats by Dr. Dre $160
Now, personally, I’ve never really been a fan of Beats, mainly because I could never afford them and would jealously watch as Beats-wearing radical dudes would skateboard by me all throughout college. However, I put them on this list for the simple reason that you can purchase a pair of headphones that generally cost nearly $400 for the measly price of $160. Yeah, that pretty much covers it.
While the Nintendo Switch Joy Cons also got a bit of a Cyber Monday price reduction, the Pro Controller is the better choice. Sure, the Joy Cons present a decent alternative to classic game controls, but some people definitely prefer the feeling of a standard controller in their hands. Some people as in the author of this article. Me.
Have you ever gotten up early, put on your drone-flying scarf, and gone to your favorite drone-flying field only to realize you don’t actually own one? Well, you can change all that by grabbing the Parrot Swing drone for just a little more than fifty dollars. Drone-flying scarf not included.
Amazon Echo Dot $30
One of the more popular items of the holidays last year, the Echo Dot is available with a nice $20 discount. Allowing you to do everything from requesting an Uber to ordering a pizza without the mild inconvenience of requesting an Uber or ordering a pizza, the Amazon Echo Dot makes for a great stocking stuffer for the lazy and unmotivated alike.
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