The holiday season is here! A time for cheer, merriment, and articles with sloppy, uninspired intros. But you already knew that because of the twelve different versions of “All I Want For Christmas Is You” you heard on the way to work today. Well, in order to prepare you for your stressful last-minute shopping spree on December 24th at 8pm, here are five tech stocking stuffers that are perfect for, well, stuffing stockings.
Google Home Mini – Are you tired of the mild inconvenience that comes with tapping your phone? Then a hub like the Google Home Mini is just what you’re looking for. Allowing you to control music and check on weather and traffic, an inexpensive hub like Google Home Mini is just what the ambition-free person in your life needs.
Original Tamagotchi – We all secretly want to travel back to a time when the only life we had to look out for was digital. If that’s the case, you’ll definitely want a recreation of the 20th anniversary edition of the original Tamagotchi, released as a celebration of two decades of letting children learn about death the fun way.
Luckies Smartphone Projector – Are your eyes tired from staring at a screen for eight hours at work and then staring at a screen for another five hours once you get home? Well, beat the system by using the Luckies Smartphone Projector so you’ll be staring at your wall instead of your phone, just like the old days.
Wireless Music Beanie – Don’t you hate having to wear both earbuds and a beanie at the same time? You don’t? Well, whatever, go ahead and use the Wireless Music Beanie anyways. On the plus side, it’ll keep you from spending hours looking around for your missing Airpods.
Atari Flashback Portable – Why would you go for the high-tech 4K graphics of the PS4 Pro or Xbox One X when you could play iconic games made long before people even knew the wonders of blast processing? Featuring classic games such as Dig Dug, Centipede, and Solaris, the Atari Flashback Portable will likely keep you from looking at your phone for a few minutes.